{"id":1035,"date":"2017-07-19T22:19:59","date_gmt":"2017-07-20T03:19:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=1035"},"modified":"2017-07-19T22:19:59","modified_gmt":"2017-07-20T03:19:59","slug":"fevers-now-in-convenient-installments","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2017\/07\/19\/fevers-now-in-convenient-installments\/","title":{"rendered":"Fevers: Now in Convenient Installments!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As if by clockwork, I came down with a fever and body aches this afternoon. This is exactly 31 days after I thought I had contracted avian flu from the duck. At first I thought it was the Ci-Ci&#8217;s, but this mess is more sinister.<\/p>\n<p>I came home after work and burned up under the covers for a few hours, trying to sweat it out like last time. I think the fever&#8217;s still here, along with the aches and ringing ears as though I&#8217;ve returned from a war zone.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of war, I tried playing a single, short-lived game of Battlegrounds with Jack and Josh. That hurt too much, so now I&#8217;m back to bed.<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8216;Til the very next day&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As if by clockwork, I came down with a fever and body aches this afternoon. This is exactly 31 days after I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1035","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1035","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1035"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1035\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1036,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1035\/revisions\/1036"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1035"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1035"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1035"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}