{"id":1042,"date":"2017-07-22T00:32:40","date_gmt":"2017-07-22T05:32:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=1042"},"modified":"2017-07-23T00:48:50","modified_gmt":"2017-07-23T05:48:50","slug":"i-cant-believe-i-told-you-so","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2017\/07\/22\/i-cant-believe-i-told-you-so\/","title":{"rendered":"I can&#8217;t believe I told you so&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/hqADFwYK5OwMu29P-LYLb2AvMdEYfauU7KRjaGwx-oJVPSjONKv_byACj_VHoExYLkmNHo9fPkcx8wP6qgbvPkfzmbxYjd7SZPYE5Vuqv_cC2snuVDQQc_7vrJHmlzcwiORE5bPodrfnsNQbzGn_LCrytpRwq5dLRlC7nBFoLo2o4WufvN7Fh4dH-nbcWs7NuobpdSLuY2BgSRYMA5D726TOu2O5l4Ks6cAQaucUmDuRSXMSRV3aqIJKSZdnvo6FfNrwcoZoom_oUmOhHbhFQA8_XOBDk4VNVJxgOsRtsoM7NZa-1kGBikPZ-87TL9Vk1jX7U3mbZaeZYn-vLKZbmL9D2xpAoKUdf3UJ7n4HhxwR5tZX-tmZr887a7C1b1cc69AFaJZ-iVeQQDQECR-lbPmUMbrIFUrkJQb4kwRli9sW4xYxoeZxvUNjdZK7XkyV9l-AaU8rK01y458ZGUl9vkn-SAyKcBmuDYIoS6mO78gAL5WUQcCBz_Iya8q7BCGwrzxKpuvmJB2gFHYSgzNT25pFLz0-IC83VaRbl--7Zy-L8lDRwtITglPblCZ6-_OLVaFKPZGWCY6Q4oBmG_3BrmZn7HQhDqZu3yxEvA9SsWFi6GOfjtOaVnlLnSm48l12qEIqUAUvPuGckNYTatAu10DwA1eM0PLqpFhkdDA6fbAAHlA=w788-h1050-no\" width=\"300\" height=\"400\" \/>I&#8217;m in such a state of fury, shock, horror, disbelief, and frustration. I missed out on the duck yesterday because I was sick. I went out this morning before work to feed it, and I couldn&#8217;t find it anywhere. After giving up on chasing it around the pen, I went in to get some food for it. On the way back with food, I discovered it. The bill. Just the bill. Something had ripped my duckling apart. Completely destroyed it. Literally only its mouth was left in my lawn. I&#8217;ve never seen anything like a cat do something like that, so I&#8217;m assuming it was a raccoon or something. No feathers, no bones. Just a beak.<\/p>\n<p>I trudged through work. Ate Brick Oven. Went home at 4. Played some <em>Overwatch<\/em>. Listened to some Linkin Park.<\/p>\n<p>Fuckin&#8217; duck, man. Nothing like nature to remind you how savage and unforgiving the world is.<\/p>\n<p><em>Just like some predator to make a meal of my duck and then stick me with the bill.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m in such a state of fury, shock, horror, disbelief, and frustration. I missed out on the duck yesterday because I was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1042","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1042","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1042"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1042\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1048,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1042\/revisions\/1048"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1042"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1042"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1042"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}