{"id":1167,"date":"2017-08-27T22:36:33","date_gmt":"2017-08-28T03:36:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=1167"},"modified":"2017-08-27T22:36:33","modified_gmt":"2017-08-28T03:36:33","slug":"happy-64th-birthday-dad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2017\/08\/27\/happy-64th-birthday-dad\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy 64th Birthday, Dad!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I keep consistently getting 4th place on solo\u00a0<em>PUBG<\/em> games. Like exactly 4th place.<\/p>\n<p>Mom made spring rolls for dinner. Julie and Andy came over for that. I just felt bad for Dad having something he doesn&#8217;t love on both Father&#8217;s Day and his birthday this year.<\/p>\n<p>I started watching\u00a0<em>Warcraft<\/em>, but stopped so I could get to bed. I forced myself out of bed after about three and a half hours of sleep last night so I wouldn&#8217;t stay up all night tonight, but after yesterday I&#8217;ve been feeling a cold of some sort coming on. Maybe a normal amount of sleep tonight will help me clear that up.<\/p>\n<p><em>Everything&#8217;s a meme.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I keep consistently getting 4th place on solo\u00a0PUBG games. Like exactly 4th place. Mom made spring rolls for dinner. Julie and Andy [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1167","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1167","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1167"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1167\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1168,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1167\/revisions\/1168"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}