I had a bunch of really weird dreams last night. The only one I can really remember is being in my parents’ back yard seeing some predatory birds attacking what I thought was an orange monkey, but turned out to be a parrot that knew how to talk. Having been missing a pet bird recently, I was upset to learn that my dad had known about the parrot, and had taken it on trips to my grandparents’ house without me.<\/p>\n
Like I said, weird.<\/p>\n
When I finally got up and around, I went to pick up Josh at his place, and we went to Western Sizzlin for lunch. The food was pretty fair today, and I entered to win a Yeti bundle. Yay.<\/p>\n
After lunch, we came back to my house and he fell asleep on my couch while we watched\u00a0Kingsman<\/em>. I remember being pleasantly surprised the first time I watched it, and I was disappointed to learn that it was not released in 3D. The intro particularly made it look like it was made for 3D.<\/p>\n After the movie I took Josh back home, then almost stopped by Apex to visit, but decided against due to a full parking lot. I passed Tim on the way home, looking like he had just washed his truck and kayak. A curiouser me might spend some time pondering that, but I’m too old for that shit.<\/p>\n Once home, I waited around the house until Jack and Johnny got on to play some PUBG. I felt like I did okay, but I still have trouble with team awareness. I guess I’m just used to going alone these days.<\/p>\n I’m a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black Jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. So hail Satan, and have a lovely day, madam.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I had a bunch of really weird dreams last night. The only one I can really remember is being in my parents’ […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1173","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1173","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1173"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1173\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1176,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1173\/revisions\/1176"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}