{"id":1257,"date":"2017-09-26T23:05:28","date_gmt":"2017-09-27T04:05:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=1257"},"modified":"2017-09-26T23:05:28","modified_gmt":"2017-09-27T04:05:28","slug":"the-shrinkening","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2017\/09\/26\/the-shrinkening\/","title":{"rendered":"The Shrinkening"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I got up this morning and decided to go out for breakfast, which I hadn&#8217;t done in a long time. I had a free breakfast reward from Chick-fil-A, so I got their Hash Brown Scramble with chicken nuggets. I thought it was pretty decent, but probably not worth nearly what they charge for them. Freebie wasn&#8217;t bad, though. For my $4, I&#8217;m actually kind of getting to the point where I&#8217;d just prefer a Soylent.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m down to the last few teacher computers at my office to deploy, but I still have a handful more that I have to get from the shop for some of the administrative folk. At least the end is in sight. I ended up skipping lunch because I wasn&#8217;t hungry until late, and I filled up with an afternoon coffee instead.<\/p>\n<p>After work, I went to my parents&#8217; house for dinner. Mom was late getting home from work and frustrated from having been switched to an iPhone by my sister, so we went to Morelo&#8217;s for Mexican. I ordered what I thought would be a smaller dinner combo because I wasn&#8217;t super hungry, and ended up gorging myself trying to clean my plate. If I were to play this smarter, I could probably take advantage of a shrinking stomach.<\/p>\n<p>Once home, I did a load of laundry and wasted the rest of the night on Reddit.<\/p>\n<p><em>She don&#8217;t got a lot to say, but there&#8217;s something about her.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got up this morning and decided to go out for breakfast, which I hadn&#8217;t done in a long time. I had [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1257","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1257","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1257"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1257\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1258,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1257\/revisions\/1258"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1257"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1257"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1257"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}