{"id":1273,"date":"2017-10-02T00:28:06","date_gmt":"2017-10-02T05:28:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=1273"},"modified":"2017-10-02T00:28:06","modified_gmt":"2017-10-02T05:28:06","slug":"mostly-sunny-with-a-chance-of-artificial-thunderstorms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2017\/10\/02\/mostly-sunny-with-a-chance-of-artificial-thunderstorms\/","title":{"rendered":"Mostly Sunny with a Chance of Artificial Thunderstorms"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up this morning around 8 and thought about staying up, but was worried about hunger and entertainment, so I went back to sleep. I only meant to sleep for a little while longer, but ended up sleeping until about noon. I got up and called SuddenLink to switch to my new modem, which caused issues for me all afternoon. After a couple more calls in, I determined it was either their provisioning or a loose termination coming out of my wall. In either case, I ended up getting my new modem to work at close to the speeds for which I am paying.<\/p>\n<p>From then on, I completely wasted the rest of my Sunday. I didn&#8217;t even do anything as recreational as play video games, aside from a few rounds of\u00a0<em>Rocket League<\/em> to test my internet connection. I did manage to make it out for dinner at my parents&#8217; house, and then returned home to do a couple loads of laundry, but that didn&#8217;t make me feel any better about my day.<\/p>\n<p>Knowing I wasted the day, I&#8217;m having trouble getting to sleep. I settled down to a couple ASMR videos, which I still have mixed feelings about. I thought I&#8217;d try <a href=\"http:\/\/www.rainymood.com\/\">Rainy Mood<\/a>, but even that&#8217;s getting me side tracked into configuring my stereo receiver. I may have to see if I can find some sleep in a bottle somewhere.<\/p>\n<p><em>You fooled me once with your eyes, now, honey.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up this morning around 8 and thought about staying up, but was worried about hunger and entertainment, so I went [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1273","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1273","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1273"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1273\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1274,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1273\/revisions\/1274"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1273"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1273"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1273"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}