{"id":1338,"date":"2017-10-23T21:59:39","date_gmt":"2017-10-24T02:59:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=1338"},"modified":"2017-10-24T22:26:52","modified_gmt":"2017-10-25T03:26:52","slug":"zero-chicken","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2017\/10\/23\/zero-chicken\/","title":{"rendered":"Zero Chicken"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had forgotten that school was out today when I scheduled my oil change for this morning. They were expecting me at the shop for group work, but I was stuck in a waiting room for an hour and a half.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/xWq5fdGkL44kcqjsKaCt_SdzgWRbJOKnIo4HDMpPhAxAzBFdV-iIjWRI7lN07AH3U4j4rfK9Gq45WjKAdl7zcco8vLchrAQk5nVX-ByEHPmpEgmyuNykFygEdmQVz6leI1ZtHW6_zfXGFNHgBQ25sk6v4xQBL7aCZDEC6F6G0N4w_LYIBHDz0TfYJhGxNBNbkdsd-VB0dl7eo-Q0tdWnzKlbzqC43L_cASdBigHeZjDuch4_F2Ra2hUnNDlibNMagNmEvtDL4x56-tCCdFcLRCSIhYbie_YCxCefQHwDoS0KLfypP40m2WcvJgxh1WVzXz1xSDhdiXoelC5q2ZGW2vWzYWS5XqQJMVDPLPbOB2FurfAIV6UOq1TFv6v6-1G1oP32WbTv7e5asap-d-bdc0ZM3oB9iiTQebOCmlZL8NJO8U4fU74AxneSrzXTGhxapkpWMYNJvXGTkByfcCIU82rHdaVj0fm92xKzJhWg40vPIdFis1UlvLrajMjEFXWu05rtlN2c8QWnosNmgeRkeZuNZQ_eRYsSVa4WPi6DeWWzKXhdfYPFW3MvXyXlLOQe9GcEZJNic1XlGfIEMAqtk5CmjVr5LG0lrn2x6SAWmQ4ElUUS2JjEGUWwIoLKwvM2wPpFs03P9BFMAgdY4LSN88LhlgH_NW8EU0EU=w450-h253-no\" width=\"450\" height=\"253\" \/>When I finally got there, my task for the day was to help Amanda relocate a ceiling mounted sound system from the middle school to Crawford. The first part wasn&#8217;t awful, but Crawford was packed full of insulation, and my entire body itched the rest of the day.<\/p>\n<p>I invited myself along to lunch with Heather and Gary at Quiznos. I feel like the rest of the world has finally caught up to their prices, so now they don&#8217;t seem so incredibly high any more.<\/p>\n<p>After work, I came home for a while, then went to my parents&#8217; house to clean up some leftovers.<\/p>\n<p>Back at home, it was vodka cranberries and\u00a0<em>Overwatch<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><em>Many years I have tried to break the spell.\u00a0Move on; set sail with the wind at my shoulders.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had forgotten that school was out today when I scheduled my oil change for this morning. They were expecting me at [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1338","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1338","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1338"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1338\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1340,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1338\/revisions\/1340"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1338"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1338"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1338"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}