{"id":1359,"date":"2017-10-29T22:43:54","date_gmt":"2017-10-30T03:43:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=1359"},"modified":"2017-10-29T22:43:54","modified_gmt":"2017-10-30T03:43:54","slug":"dont-go-outside","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2017\/10\/29\/dont-go-outside\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Go Outside"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This morning was\u00a0<em>Overwatch<\/em> until the late afternoon when Mom texted that she made curry. As I tried to leave the house, the Murano wouldn&#8217;t start due to a bad battery. I hooked it up to the charger and took the bike. On the way to my parents&#8217; house, I got pulled over because somehow a cop saw that the registration sticker on my bike was the wrong color. Normally I&#8217;m pretty aware of my surroundings, but I had just been watching behind me, and I have no idea where he came from. He just asked me to contact the DMV to ask for a new sticker and let me be on my way.<\/p>\n<p>After I made it back home, I started a load of laundry and settled in to watch\u00a0<em>Thor: The Dark World<\/em>. The Marvel Cinematic Universe is becoming a bit unwieldy, and I had to look up a timeline to keep the story straight. I&#8217;m super excited for\u00a0<em>Thor: Ragnarok<\/em> though.<\/p>\n<p><em>I&#8217;m swimming in the smoke of bridges I have burned.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning was\u00a0Overwatch until the late afternoon when Mom texted that she made curry. As I tried to leave the house, the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1359","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1359","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1359"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1359\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1360,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1359\/revisions\/1360"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}