{"id":1364,"date":"2017-10-30T22:37:36","date_gmt":"2017-10-31T03:37:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=1364"},"modified":"2017-10-30T22:40:40","modified_gmt":"2017-10-31T03:40:40","slug":"take-everything-from-the-inside","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2017\/10\/30\/take-everything-from-the-inside\/","title":{"rendered":"Take everything from the inside"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/AYNzF4j5y3xjBVyZnoaYHdnYK9G8sBDJ0NnzJYVF4Hvh3KJ_CmDRzuec-5sdcLCPSbDrY0xFpSwmo0Lq2WjM047uqqLeE7AXsibNwGMg39LJ85oRMGmZHVR55M7R_EABgbJ1zLMDN4OVaBdM3qUunw537y-tn2y-_o09KH9msETSErid95ohoMFcnISydh_UV6VN0R_AE51969yNZLYBuiwj8r_Bq1vgtEEpAB74K2uIlBYzsbMas9weLMQ94vQ7WvwKIJ-rpCEA-jyVAWVYFf7YTHctoxw471Om49UfHNwokGZaFtgMoOUDxz_1mLlOPH3UW8H_NSa6uCKinHKr88ERz6i4o03-r_t6omXWG5kxTCeQoHGcQDYHA76I-cc0rkQlguxPqCxJRq-FSg_5GSoRiHiTazmuDcgQ_FvZBJxLYXtS1tv_f4X54doA6lgo7i0aG4DZyGZBPb7ZW0-zCYzFM8YdD68Lr-QZcDdoY-Z81KzSOPgDLMVvw8I_B-FLswM1QWGW6DafbCOKrDIcwJ8MLtuQ4XboxCpmqWj0HYlCfXx8k9LUZJ4MFIUP5WMd7RYRXtw9SPHUQgJkg54PVF0pAnQNoyP2xZAHuPQ7pKX9ibFo_o7XflWTx1KZeMFpTuAqScmzNHFTqJb9zTRwxU9f3zz9Dm-HzH7L=w787-h1049-no\" width=\"300\" height=\"400\" \/>Nature has a way of reminding me that things could always be worse. Someone clearly had a worse morning than me.<\/p>\n<p>I had a fallback plan for lunch, which was nice. I skipped Mexican in the cafeteria in favor of Mexican at Morelo&#8217;s with some of the crew.<\/p>\n<p>After work, I dropped a baby watermelon and a couple yellow things off at my parents&#8217; house. Then it was back home for rum and\u00a0<em>Overwatch<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Mostly rum.<\/p>\n<p>Now I can&#8217;t stop craving hamburgers.<\/p>\n<p><em>Every time I try to make myself get back upon my feet, all I ever think about is this.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nature has a way of reminding me that things could always be worse. Someone clearly had a worse morning than me. I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1364","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1364","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1364"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1364\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1366,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1364\/revisions\/1366"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}