{"id":1389,"date":"2017-11-06T22:16:47","date_gmt":"2017-11-07T04:16:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=1389"},"modified":"2017-11-06T22:16:47","modified_gmt":"2017-11-07T04:16:47","slug":"a-slice-of-super-supremacy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2017\/11\/06\/a-slice-of-super-supremacy\/","title":{"rendered":"A Slice of Super Supremacy"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/BHQmMdpcbcPoL9q8XhLZqGg92XHrZrydqMdDhjGgWczcrF0a1NxZaRjASSPWL6flV50cYHQrI_Ph5If3h33qcH0Hor6w_E-4UR886LP-x5Yv9sn27khrUd_vmyCdKU7a_e2YMORhcfguOmAD9PNG-3EmqPzwchXVm1qe-a9bwQiDsQ0d5l-nhbchmUf3F8smIBAbLfIGLYPp38p2fBm164espNvpuk23KZ1uvkdKotwhAKyqrV34GSd-D15HxctX08QX-w29OXrJPTgJIysryd22WYvI-zKN774JQNLhERHdRumPJozZW9mTzTk2_s53kcHkJXaSnoZE5PFbKaY1E8LjHQXkTin3D65j0gOLCcpXVhyZgxW3Ay3GKBPx8fv1IkdRhQWIFc4AF3mkPeZBBUPEjClNxQ71IdH_7bIXh_cA_LEk_5JBmVtMoy6cK1n88kdpDNaoDgkeUXMAqBQkNV7AzCXsKSCMVO0HCh-MhVrYr3i0wphLi9lQPfWKei0aeU3XnDq7vj_oyseK5qSbiopK9gXz1Uf02Z4_sV6GQmsC0U4igfKll8-Mw6Dm4RcMgr3x6SB5F_wJFvUVygfJruw5WdtHz23a1uaVbPdya5rqLc80AG3rouNiMBom6skSSOXO4Ad7MO1gYTzfa5i2EzgNsl83-iVQslZF=w750-h1000-no\" width=\"300\" height=\"400\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Close enough&#8230;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>This morning was rough, but well prepped. The trick is overhydration. And a pair of Hardee&#8217;s Pork Chop &#8216;n&#8217; Gravy Biscuits. But damn was I ever craving some well-done hash browns all-the-way. I almost stayed up at like 3:30 to go get some, but settled for the biscuits after the regularly scheduled alarm.<\/p>\n<p>We had a weird FMLA training meeting at work, so they ordered some Papa John&#8217;s pizza, and I made some off-color jokes with the assistant superintendent. Boundaries are for sissies. The trick is to make sure they laugh so they&#8217;re guilty too.<\/p>\n<p>After work, I finished up some mango soup at my parents&#8217; house, then came home and got lost in a Reddit\/YouTube rabbit hole.<\/p>\n<p><em>Panda panda panda panda&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning was rough, but well prepped. The trick is overhydration. And a pair of Hardee&#8217;s Pork Chop &#8216;n&#8217; Gravy Biscuits. But [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1389","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1389","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1389"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1389\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1391,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1389\/revisions\/1391"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}