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An opened Soylent will not keep over the weekend in a backpack. It may not have been terribly bad for me, but it definitely tasted stronger than it should have, so I poured it out.<\/p>\n

I had lunch with the girls in the library and took a few more discarded pumpkins to give to Dad.<\/p>\n

We hung another touch panel after school, and we actually operated the most efficiently I’ve ever seen.<\/p>\n

After work, I ate a slice of cake in front of the girls as they worked out in the workshop, because I am a hilarious jerk.<\/p>\n

Then I went to my parents’ house for some dinner before coming home to some\u00a0Overwatch<\/em> with a random internet friend I had made in game last week. We did really well together, so we’ll probably be doing more of that again in the future.
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