{"id":1416,"date":"2017-11-09T22:10:53","date_gmt":"2017-11-10T04:10:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=1416"},"modified":"2017-11-09T22:15:24","modified_gmt":"2017-11-10T04:15:24","slug":"rug-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2017\/11\/09\/rug-it\/","title":{"rendered":"Rug It"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure style=\"width: 400px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/XuM00YhL7CZNZzO03CySzZBGmrEuj5WYrYvDywhZXey01VbGP7mSdOOcocyFYTRpmx1QTy4eAqxEi0uJgL6kbdgF-cesS5CujoktVudgtPsC7GJQmaResTqCvQt6D_DNGjGZIdzyln6w7A7tBPsppNiShnXEi5anGV58e85m2zbjD6WM84zEmYeDrahZCW9rAC4yfu9WYNHlUg5oeDGahjNGHPlR1uGhBmttEAJgAyoPDqsV7CKGJWXyw9Jh0PoNJDd_kSATBoCsBj7H1SQbFm9WF_5f2nn1fpv6bv2HrE7ubB-k4QDRUhdEEbx6FUiqMAI8DLFN2IWtEu3Up9TZEvDCtjMsNzIACC61iq7v80b4VDnV3vI3faIjpyZhiMRRYWYAtVhBNQN1IhYorObPflbam5anwjl0kzEgjUygQkoSS1N2RKOLoN7AtQ0hDe-1KiGsi5TAT8wVaoI7PG6hd2-wF8axBn_k0XxB0L4Ind_9o4s4WOb29HHW0vokdPoNofuu7kGjHPi3d1pegI2PYA0ya6YNORJYgHgbP-7oBdCd8fy_TtaBaE7KxcJOHJTG54Fg1a4uUOxB_QIO_VlWLzdRtwVMi17IKSOKWyRUQN2ROdIkG9ORtbt3aXYs_3APptIv1_HkMIB0k8920SFOSITkiePbFdKBKERS=w1206-h905-no\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">#publicschools<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I don&#8217;t feel like I gained anything at work today.<\/p>\n<p>Lunch was McAlister&#8217;s where I paid $11 for half a sandwich and a cup of soup because I am a sucker.<\/p>\n<p>After work, I went to Walmart to look for a garden hose. I picked up some pixers and stuff for bean and cheese burritos instead. Then I checked Lowe&#8217;s and Tractor Supply Co. I ended up picking up a 100 foot hose on clearance for like $30, so I can&#8217;t feel too bad even if it sucks.<\/p>\n<p>Once home, I watched\u00a0<em>Ben&#8217;s at Home<\/em>, which wasn&#8217;t really anything that I expected it might be. It was okay, but unrelatable.<\/p>\n<p><em>Red<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t feel like I gained anything at work today. Lunch was McAlister&#8217;s where I paid $11 for half a sandwich and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1416","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1416","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1416"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1416\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1420,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1416\/revisions\/1420"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1416"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1416"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1416"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}