{"id":1441,"date":"2017-11-14T22:47:17","date_gmt":"2017-11-15T04:47:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=1441"},"modified":"2017-11-14T22:50:37","modified_gmt":"2017-11-15T04:50:37","slug":"old-big-mac-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2017\/11\/14\/old-big-mac-post\/","title":{"rendered":"Old Big Mac Post"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had testing first thing this morning at the junior high. The issues they had could have been avoided with more hands-on checking beforehand, but it wasn&#8217;t really anyone&#8217;s fault. It was only a minor annoyance, but I loathe the thought of documenting it as an issue I was required to be on-site to resolve.<\/p>\n<p>The Wight Office Machines guys came to our office with a Kyocera rep and fed us some Old Post to <del>curry<\/del> barbecue our favor. Someone ate only a top-bun, so I used their bottom bun to make a Big Mac barbecue sandwich with the shredded mammal on bottom and sliced bird on top. I&#8217;m not really sure where to direct my aggravation over the PaperCut\/print service rollout delays, but it&#8217;s going to take at least a couple more catered meals to make me feel better about it. Really I&#8217;m even more aggravated that there wasn&#8217;t very much banana pudding left by the time I got there.<\/p>\n<p>I spent the better part of the afternoon and even some of the evening at Oakland working on a computer for possibly the quietest, sweetest, most agreeable teacher I&#8217;ve ever supported. I had to swing by a couple times throughout the evening to complete the job, and I&#8217;m not even upset. Somewhere in there, I went by my parents&#8217; house for some rice soup to soothe my chest cold.<\/p>\n<p>Back home, I had to fight more SuddenLink drops. I nervously removed my UPS from the equation, and I&#8217;m going to be really upset if this resolves the issue, because I don&#8217;t need any more equipment fried due to forced negligence.<\/p>\n<p><em>But how can I escape you if you&#8217;re in my head?<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had testing first thing this morning at the junior high. The issues they had could have been avoided with more hands-on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1441","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1441","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1441"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1441\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1446,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1441\/revisions\/1446"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1441"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1441"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1441"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}