{"id":1511,"date":"2017-12-06T22:33:57","date_gmt":"2017-12-07T04:33:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=1511"},"modified":"2017-12-06T22:40:18","modified_gmt":"2017-12-07T04:40:18","slug":"what-are-the-odds","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2017\/12\/06\/what-are-the-odds\/","title":{"rendered":"What are the odds?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up this morning to no internet. My home life is so integrated, I couldn&#8217;t help but to be affected by the lack of service. I had gotten my wireless working again when I went to bed, but everything was completely down by the time I woke up. Somehow my router had gotten worse overnight, and could no longer detect the connection to my modem. I spent a while trying to bring it back to life, but ultimately gave up so I could get to work.<\/p>\n<p>There wasn&#8217;t much going on at work, but I did get to learn a little bit about AppLocker. I stayed late to make up for some time and then drove by my parents&#8217; house when I got off. As I pulled up, my parents were on their way to the funeral home to pay their respects to my fourth grade teacher&#8217;s husband. I only just vaguely remembered that period in my life, so I passed on visiting myself.<\/p>\n<p>I really wanted to go to Dixie Cafe at some point today before they closed for good. Growing up, I had a very different version of &#8220;home-cooked&#8221; or &#8220;comfort food&#8221; than others around here. Even when we went out to eat, we usually ended up at a Chinese restaurant. There was a lot at Dixie that I never got at home, so it was really exotic food for me. I loved their appetizer sampler with their fried pickle spears, chicken strips with gravy, fried mushrooms, and fried cheese sticks. I always went through a couple baskets of their rolls and jalape\u00f1o cornbread. I only had a couple people that would ever go there with me, so it was really nostalgic for me, and now it&#8217;s gone forever.<\/p>\n<p>Instead, I came home and warmed up some leftover eggrolls while I worked on my network. I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve ever felt quite alone as when I walked into a dark, cold house that couldn&#8217;t talk back to me. I&#8217;ve grown beyond accustomed to my smart home, and it invoked a real emotional response when I came home and it was completely dead. After a bunch of trial and error, I remembered my pocket aces. When I worked at NEW, I had at one time required a customer ship us a router that he had claimed on his service plan. For some reason, I felt fit to keep this scrapped equipment. It was only one letter off of the model number of my router, so I thought it might be useful for parts. He shipped it to me without a power supply or even the screw-on antennae, but those parts from my fried router fit perfectly, and to my surprise the router booted up without issue. I performed a firmware update and got it running my home network in no time.<\/p>\n<p>After I got my lights and other essential equipment back online, I settled in with my old friend Tom Collins and finished\u00a0<em>The Avengers<\/em>. It really was a fun movie, and it reminded me of how far we&#8217;ve come in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. I can&#8217;t wait for the next movie in the collection.<\/p>\n<p><em>No one likes a one-upper.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up this morning to no internet. 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