{"id":1582,"date":"2017-12-27T07:37:11","date_gmt":"2017-12-27T13:37:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=1582"},"modified":"2017-12-27T07:37:11","modified_gmt":"2017-12-27T13:37:11","slug":"burger-i-hardly-know-er","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2017\/12\/27\/burger-i-hardly-know-er\/","title":{"rendered":"Burger? I hardly know &#8216;er!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I spent most of the morning earning winter loot boxes in <em>Overwatch<\/em>. Around 11 o&#8217;clock, Mom asked if anyone was awake and said she was preparing chow mein, so I gave her three hours before heading over there to eat. She was still preparing it, and at that point I still needed to take a shower and wasn&#8217;t in the mood to wait, so I left.<\/p>\n<p>After my shower, I found myself in a mood, but Summer invited me over to grill burgers. We ate, played some Bingo, then watched <em>The Rocketeer<\/em>. One more day, then it&#8217;s back to work for a couple half days.<\/p>\n<p><em>Oh, slow down. I think this shit is killing your brain.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I spent most of the morning earning winter loot boxes in Overwatch. Around 11 o&#8217;clock, Mom asked if anyone was awake and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[29,36,37,33],"class_list":["post-1582","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-family","tag-food","tag-friends","tag-movie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1582","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1582"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1582\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1583,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1582\/revisions\/1583"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1582"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1582"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1582"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}