{"id":1584,"date":"2017-12-27T23:49:03","date_gmt":"2017-12-28T05:49:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=1584"},"modified":"2017-12-27T23:49:03","modified_gmt":"2017-12-28T05:49:03","slug":"soul-crusher","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2017\/12\/27\/soul-crusher\/","title":{"rendered":"Soul Crusher"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up early this afternoon super hungry, so I went to my parents&#8217; house to find some leftovers. I had forgotten they had to go back to work today, but Julie and Andy were there with a surprise replacement of the garage overhead lights. I stuffed a couple rolls with ham and turkey down my gullet, then came back home to play some\u00a0<em>Overwatch<\/em> and shower.<\/p>\n<p>Once my parents got home from work, I went and had dinner, then went to Summer&#8217;s to play a game of\u00a0<em>Monopoly<\/em>. Nothing makes me happier than extinguishing that tiny glimmering light of hope in someone&#8217;s eyes as they make their way around the gauntlet. I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve ever laughed as maniacally as Summer though, as she left us all cold and desperate in the wake of her Trumpian victory.<\/p>\n<p><em>Now the trick is to fall asleep as quickly as possible so I can go to work in the morning.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up early this afternoon super hungry, so I went to my parents&#8217; house to find some leftovers. I had forgotten [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[29,37,39,38],"class_list":["post-1584","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-family","tag-friends","tag-gaming","tag-tabletop"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1584","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1584"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1584\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1585,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1584\/revisions\/1585"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1584"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1584"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1584"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}