{"id":1626,"date":"2018-01-08T23:06:00","date_gmt":"2018-01-09T05:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=1626"},"modified":"2018-01-08T23:06:00","modified_gmt":"2018-01-09T05:06:00","slug":"the-payoff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2018\/01\/08\/the-payoff\/","title":{"rendered":"The Payoff"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" alignright\" src=\"https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/ZPQg2F1x-XhZr5GnP2lVSI8zxVdO4mioYjmPdNlVBbOZHh9krLp0X-TCbL16rdjWS9cSxM1qYKJYWVmL7SJ5C_UtqYSFmgwVAPrPKOhe3RzIsxMkF0Jyy-OPFBuQMRD2AbQsMT1Wk938EevrgSVtPSL1im_oDSFEkX5Q3FUR_CIUuB8EMyyPoSYxSZTDbyU9XFzRpRAxKVsKrYvz313t8TDB97L5Ey6vOLFgUNflc_pciHEfYrMhDyq939ENaHdMqNW2WA-Ztbmav5MVbM8mnEFjOpJqE94MC4hKAq9xrxVoxcBbhsgqpTSBHZx837diISnn1ajGyok5WnI68zvtmUzg49gC_qAZNpYwDVwGZjg7A0OUM_AEypVHquOgfQZIcQN1TK1jN7XLvQ0xc7VNX1lBmNvV7hNdtwSglhdycckpTLnOAoZJiZPaO150vta1qYov1MXahSkjPBUVQjWCmqyalC9EtxogjXY6k4kvX6RWE31pO6MmI3Z0irJaxUfnlYIIb9IuWYodEfi5sHeqVKvp5Ks-LNsTwIZ0ouxIGuYDgB-uHj9d4NYpEOE4qxuxCvqWmUlQ1enGkT2rnlFdlWijKqI-0hAqBeMRBF9_3F_SfLjblnc2ThCCcBJAmPvxF6KpRCxfGaqe_SY9IYDRoDGjps7xoGDBJw=w787-h1049-no\" width=\"300\" height=\"400\" \/>I had to wake up super early this morning in order to get to work before Kevin. I wanted to set up my GoPro to catch his reaction to the computers blocking his office door. Unfortunately he beat me there, so I had to rely on security camera footage instead. He managed to get in via the door between our offices, so he wasn&#8217;t too obstructed.<\/p>\n<p>After lunch, he told me he had gotten stuck in there a couple times and had to call someone to let him out. Unbeknownst to me, the door between our offices had a key on his side of the door, and hadn&#8217;t been re-keyed to match any of our master keys, so he couldn&#8217;t get back out of his office except by moving some of the computers out of the way. I made quick work getting them back to my office, but it was fun while it lasted.<\/p>\n<p>After work, I went to my parents&#8217; for some fish soup, then had to go back to work to finish up on a computer that had been giving me trouble. By the time I left, I was ready to head home. I played a few rounds of\u00a0<em>PUBG<\/em> with the boys, then it was off to bed.<\/p>\n<p><em>&#8220;He wasn&#8217;t even\u00a0mad! All of this was just for a prank!&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had to wake up super early this morning in order to get to work before Kevin. I wanted to set up [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[40,27],"class_list":["post-1626","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-pranks","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1626","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1626"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1626\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1627,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1626\/revisions\/1627"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1626"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1626"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1626"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}