{"id":1653,"date":"2018-01-18T23:24:33","date_gmt":"2018-01-19T05:24:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=1653"},"modified":"2018-01-18T23:26:41","modified_gmt":"2018-01-19T05:26:41","slug":"velociraptured","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2018\/01\/18\/velociraptured\/","title":{"rendered":"Velociraptured"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I took half a dose of Nyquil last night, and it killed my morning. I was groggy all the way through lunch. When I got to the shop, Sara was the only one there, so I assumed Raptor Jesus had come to take everyone else away. Eventually some others showed up, and we went to Wendy&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<p>After work, I went to Summer&#8217;s for a little while before coming home for some\u00a0<em>PUBG<\/em> with Clint and Jack.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ve had so many students and staff out on sick leave that they&#8217;ve decided to cancel school tomorrow, but I still have to go in. I guess that gives us all day to hang another touch panel.<\/p>\n<p><em>Come on, weekend.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I took half a dose of Nyquil last night, and it killed my morning. I was groggy all the way through lunch. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1653","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1653","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1653"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1653\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1657,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1653\/revisions\/1657"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1653"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1653"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1653"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}