{"id":1687,"date":"2018-01-29T22:57:02","date_gmt":"2018-01-30T04:57:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=1687"},"modified":"2018-01-29T22:57:02","modified_gmt":"2018-01-30T04:57:02","slug":"no-mister-bond-i-expect-you-to-retire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2018\/01\/29\/no-mister-bond-i-expect-you-to-retire\/","title":{"rendered":"No, Mister Bond. I expect you to retire."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jesica came to town today to take me out to lunch on Arvest&#8217;s dime and talk about my retirement, or more specifically, how they would rather be the ones to hold on to it for me. It all seems a little morbid to plot out your money so that you ideally run out right as you die. For me, retirement seems more like a point in my life where I&#8217;ll reach &#8220;fuck-it&#8221; and sail away into the horizon after the sun. Presumably I&#8217;ll be raided by pirates and subsequently eaten by sharks. This seems okay.<\/p>\n<p>After work, I came home and spent the evening with the boys playing <em>PUBG<\/em>. I&#8217;ve said it before, but that game really makes me want to upgrade my gaming setup. The only problem is that now I can&#8217;t stop thinking I should save every penny for retirement.<\/p>\n<p><em>How exactly does one &#8220;win&#8221; the game of life? <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jesica came to town today to take me out to lunch on Arvest&#8217;s dime and talk about my retirement, or more specifically, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1687","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1687","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1687"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1687\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1688,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1687\/revisions\/1688"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1687"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1687"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1687"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}