{"id":1698,"date":"2018-02-01T23:13:08","date_gmt":"2018-02-02T05:13:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=1698"},"modified":"2018-02-02T00:23:14","modified_gmt":"2018-02-02T06:23:14","slug":"februwhaty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2018\/02\/01\/februwhaty\/","title":{"rendered":"Februwhaty?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Another week and another month over. Work has been pretty dead, so I&#8217;m down to just a handful of old work orders. Surprise cookies for breakfast, then I had lunch with the girls in the library. I almost won our last game of\u00a0<em>PUBG<\/em> this evening while Jack, Josh, and Aaron watched in awe. Then I laid down and died instead of winning.<\/p>\n<p><em>Second place is just the first place loser.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Another week and another month over. Work has been pretty dead, so I&#8217;m down to just a handful of old work orders. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1698","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1698","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1698"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1698\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1702,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1698\/revisions\/1702"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1698"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1698"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1698"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}