{"id":1703,"date":"2018-02-03T00:26:36","date_gmt":"2018-02-03T06:26:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=1703"},"modified":"2018-02-03T00:26:36","modified_gmt":"2018-02-03T06:26:36","slug":"the-catless-bag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2018\/02\/03\/the-catless-bag\/","title":{"rendered":"The Catless Bag"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was greeted at work this morning with a mild interrogation about my social life. Evidently they don&#8217;t read the blog.<\/p>\n<p>We had Brick Oven for lunch, then got to leave an hour early, but I ended up sticking around and talking to Ben for a while before heading home to play a few rounds of\u00a0<em>PUBG<\/em> with Josh. I did pretty well, and ended up outlasting him in most or all of our games. I feel like if I had a new computer, I might actually stand a real chance.<\/p>\n<p>Afterward, I grabbed some chicken fries from Burger King and headed up to Summer&#8217;s to hang out for the rest of the evening.<\/p>\n<p><em>What were you saying?<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Can we move the flowers?<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Before that.<\/em><br \/>\n<em>This meatloaf is dry.<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Before that.<\/em><br \/>\n<em>This is meatloaf?<\/em><br \/>\n<em>Before that.<\/em><br \/>\n<em>This fish is dry.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was greeted at work this morning with a mild interrogation about my social life. Evidently they don&#8217;t read the blog. We [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1703","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1703","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1703"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1703\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1704,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1703\/revisions\/1704"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1703"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1703"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1703"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}