{"id":1741,"date":"2018-02-17T03:41:19","date_gmt":"2018-02-17T09:41:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=1741"},"modified":"2018-02-17T03:41:19","modified_gmt":"2018-02-17T09:41:19","slug":"i-am-barely-breathing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2018\/02\/17\/i-am-barely-breathing\/","title":{"rendered":"I am Barely Breathing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today was pretty relaxed for a Friday. I ate a lot of chicken, and we got clarification on the new and sudden desire for us to document every minute of our work day. At the end of the day, I helped Sara set up her new office at Oakland since she was made to move out of our offices downstairs.<\/p>\n<p>After work, I cleaned up in preparation for the last of our Marvel marathon. When everyone got here, Summer and I went to find stuff to throw in the slow cooker for tomorrow, along with some breakfast. Then it was\u00a0<em>Captain America: Civil War<\/em> before bed. By that time, I had lost all air flow in the right half of my face. On top of that, I haven&#8217;t been feeling super smurfy somehow, but I&#8217;m not sure why. Hopefully my body figures it out.<\/p>\n<p><em>I can&#8217;t find the air.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today was pretty relaxed for a Friday. I ate a lot of chicken, and we got clarification on the new and sudden [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[33],"class_list":["post-1741","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-movie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1741","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1741"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1741\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1742,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1741\/revisions\/1742"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1741"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1741"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1741"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}