{"id":1767,"date":"2018-02-27T22:29:35","date_gmt":"2018-02-28T04:29:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=1767"},"modified":"2018-02-27T22:29:35","modified_gmt":"2018-02-28T04:29:35","slug":"brown-clown-shoes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2018\/02\/27\/brown-clown-shoes\/","title":{"rendered":"Brown Clown Shoes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I made the mistake of wearing my new brown shoes today. I thought they were too big when I tried them on, and I was right. I should have checked that they had half sizes. Hopefully I can exchange them.<\/p>\n<p>Lunch landed a group of us at Popeye&#8217;s for a typically subpar experience. At least it wasn&#8217;t my strips that were too strippy and small. With the variance they have, it should really be sold by weight. Mine were a little on the small side, but Zach might as well have gotten nuggets. Mine just took forever to cook, because why would you have spicy tenders available during lunch hour?<\/p>\n<p>After work, I went by my parents&#8217; for more\u00a0b\u00fan b\u00f2 Hu\u1ebf, then made it home in the rain.<\/p>\n<p><em>Take those pills.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I made the mistake of wearing my new brown shoes today. I thought they were too big when I tried them on, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1767","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1767","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1767"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1767\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1768,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1767\/revisions\/1768"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1767"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1767"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1767"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}