{"id":1778,"date":"2018-03-01T21:18:34","date_gmt":"2018-03-02T03:18:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=1778"},"modified":"2018-03-01T21:19:24","modified_gmt":"2018-03-02T03:19:24","slug":"half-of-twice-is-barely-nice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2018\/03\/01\/half-of-twice-is-barely-nice\/","title":{"rendered":"Half of Twice is Barely Nice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been getting a steady flow of work orders lately, but it&#8217;s all been miniscule stuff. It&#8217;s just enough to keep me from getting any serious projects worked.<\/p>\n<p>I was talked into Chick-fil-A for lunch and had the chicken tortilla soup. It had a good flavor and spice, but the texture was super gritty. Plus I paid nearly nine bucks for it. Seriously, I could have gone to Brangus and had a beef spud. I should just not go, like every single time. Why do I make poor decisions just for a small social hour?<\/p>\n<p>After work, Summer and I went to Ruby Tuesday for BoGo entrees. They weren&#8217;t super busy, but it was kind of early for dinner. The food was pretty decent, but I can&#8217;t ever help but feel let down with anything but the salad bar.<\/p>\n<p>Afterward, I came home and killed some time online before heading to bed early. I&#8217;m sick of being sick.<\/p>\n<p><em>Yeah, that was a set up for a punchline on duct tape.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been getting a steady flow of work orders lately, but it&#8217;s all been miniscule stuff. It&#8217;s just enough to keep me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1778","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1778","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1778"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1778\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1780,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1778\/revisions\/1780"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1778"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1778"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1778"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}