{"id":1795,"date":"2018-03-08T00:11:53","date_gmt":"2018-03-08T06:11:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=1795"},"modified":"2018-03-08T00:11:53","modified_gmt":"2018-03-08T06:11:53","slug":"the-procrastination-stops-tomorrow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2018\/03\/08\/the-procrastination-stops-tomorrow\/","title":{"rendered":"The procrastination stops tomorrow."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I got a response from <a href=\"http:\/\/amzn.to\/2G36Lvu\">EyeQue<\/a> customer service denying my request to grandfather my lifetime membership and functionality of the device I purchased, so I suppose after a year it&#8217;ll be worthless. I suppose I can spend more time begging, or I can just leave my scathing, semi-retaliatory review everywhere I&#8217;m able. If nothing else, it serves as a reminder to do the things\u00a0<em>now<\/em> rather than later.<\/p>\n<p>Summer was shadowing a kid at the middle school, which somehow meant she also got an hour for lunch, so we met at Hardee&#8217;s across town. I failed to realize she probably suggested it because there was a location right between us, but I unwittingly opted for the other location because my service has always been better there.<\/p>\n<p>After work, I took the bike out to get some gas, then took my oversized shoes back to Shoe Carnival for an exchange. The new shoes fit like gloves if feet were hands. I swung by AT&amp;T on the way out because I thought Kevin was there, but the managers were all out of town for something. Fortunately, Summer had just finished at the gym, and I got to her place right as she did. We had dinner and watched a few episodes of\u00a0<em>The Office<\/em> before I came home for bed.<\/p>\n<p><i>Go the f**k to sleep!<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got a response from EyeQue customer service denying my request to grandfather my lifetime membership and functionality of the device I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1795","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1795","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1795"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1795\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1796,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1795\/revisions\/1796"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1795"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}