{"id":1873,"date":"2018-04-05T23:29:04","date_gmt":"2018-04-06T04:29:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=1873"},"modified":"2018-04-05T23:29:04","modified_gmt":"2018-04-06T04:29:04","slug":"less-is-the-new-more","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2018\/04\/05\/less-is-the-new-more\/","title":{"rendered":"Less is the New More"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It was another super slow day at work today. I spent most of it staring at group policy. I grabbed a couple McGriddles for breakfast, but had to go in to pick up my app order because some assclown parked in the order pickup spot and left their vehicle. I think next time I&#8217;ll just pull up behind them and wait for my order there.<\/p>\n<p>I had to play catch-up for lunch because everyone went without me. Taco Bell changed their app, so you don&#8217;t have to check in any more. It would have been nice to know that before I placed the order from work and had to drive all the way there. Overall, my online app ordering went pretty poorly today.<\/p>\n<p>After work, I came home to check on the tadpoles. I don&#8217;t think I lost too many more, but I still had to clean out the corpses. I had a few living that I couldn&#8217;t sort out, so I dumped everything into a bucket of water outside so they could figure it out on their own.<\/p>\n<p>The evening was\u00a0<em>PUBG<\/em> and beer, because it&#8217;s a long day tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p><em>Where does the night go?<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was another super slow day at work today. I spent most of it staring at group policy. I grabbed a couple [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1873","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1873","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1873"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1873\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1874,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1873\/revisions\/1874"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1873"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1873"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1873"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}