{"id":192,"date":"2017-04-12T22:57:07","date_gmt":"2017-04-13T03:57:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=192"},"modified":"2017-04-12T23:21:48","modified_gmt":"2017-04-13T04:21:48","slug":"stop-trying-to-make-today-happen-its-not-going-to-happen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2017\/04\/12\/stop-trying-to-make-today-happen-its-not-going-to-happen\/","title":{"rendered":"Stop trying to make today happen. It&#8217;s not going to happen.\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This morning was a rough, pull-start kind of day. I had some pretty weird, vivid dreams last night. I normally don&#8217;t remember dreaming much.<br \/>\nWork was super slow, and I&#8217;m tired of reading about low level computer hardware.<\/p>\n<p>After work, my parents and I went out to Ruby Tuesday for the franchise&#8217;s\u00a045th anniversary where we got 45% off the food, bringing it down closer to the actual value of the food you can order there. We\u00a0ran into Suzanne and Nicole outside, which was nice. I hadn&#8217;t heard from Suzanne since like December, which was super\u00a0weird. Then we saw Jasmine working inside.<\/p>\n<p>On the ride home, I caught the hint of the first honeysuckle of the season. My favorite.<\/p>\n<p><em>That is\u00a0so fetch.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning was a rough, pull-start kind of day. I had some pretty weird, vivid dreams last night. I normally don&#8217;t remember [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-192","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=192"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":199,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/192\/revisions\/199"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=192"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=192"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=192"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}