{"id":1968,"date":"2018-05-09T23:15:48","date_gmt":"2018-05-10T04:15:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=1968"},"modified":"2018-05-09T23:15:48","modified_gmt":"2018-05-10T04:15:48","slug":"cause-youre-his-cheeseburger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2018\/05\/09\/cause-youre-his-cheeseburger\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;Cause you&#8217;re his cheeseburger."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had to spend most of this morning at Oakland sitting next to the counselor while she made a phone call about an error with their testing software that didn&#8217;t involve me. It gets really frustrating having to oblige these types of requests when it&#8217;s obvious there&#8217;s no problem on our side, but evidently it&#8217;s not obvious to everyone involved. While I was there, I texted Librado to help break into a teacher&#8217;s car because she locked herself out. I didn&#8217;t even get a chance to go out and talk to him though, because I was stuck on the phone.<\/p>\n<p>Our whole group met up at the junior high where Simmons Bank grilled cheeseburgers for teacher appreciation day. It was really nice of them, but it seemed like a much smaller crowd than last year, and definitely a smaller spread than when Beacon Tire did it. It was a great day to be outside, though.<\/p>\n<p>After work, I went to my parents&#8217; house for some leftover chow mein and actually ate it this time. Then it was home to clean the tadpole bucket, and finally a game of\u00a0<em>PUBG<\/em> with Aaron before the servers went down.<\/p>\n<p><em>Waddle waddle, till the very next day&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had to spend most of this morning at Oakland sitting next to the counselor while she made a phone call about [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1968","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1968","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1968"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1968\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1969,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1968\/revisions\/1969"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1968"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1968"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1968"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}