{"id":1984,"date":"2018-05-15T23:18:19","date_gmt":"2018-05-16T04:18:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=1984"},"modified":"2018-05-15T23:18:19","modified_gmt":"2018-05-16T04:18:19","slug":"well-shit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2018\/05\/15\/well-shit\/","title":{"rendered":"Well, shit."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>More of the same at work today. The real fun started when I got home. My CatGenie decided not to scoop any more, so the litter didn&#8217;t get dried properly last night. I took the whole thing apart, expecting it to be some sort of mechanical problem or failure, but it ended up being something in the processing unit. The bowl doesn&#8217;t always spin the correct direction, and now the scooping motor doesn&#8217;t seem to work at all.<\/p>\n<p><em>I&#8217;m so over cats.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>More of the same at work today. The real fun started when I got home. My CatGenie decided not to scoop any [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1984","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1984","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1984"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1984\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1985,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1984\/revisions\/1985"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1984"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1984"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1984"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}