{"id":1986,"date":"2018-05-16T22:44:36","date_gmt":"2018-05-17T03:44:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=1986"},"modified":"2018-05-16T22:44:36","modified_gmt":"2018-05-17T03:44:36","slug":"shopahol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2018\/05\/16\/shopahol\/","title":{"rendered":"Shopahol"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I spent all morning at Oakland. I&#8217;m not sure where all my time went, because I didn&#8217;t feel like I was just wasting my time, but I didn&#8217;t complete a lot of tasks. I did manage to remote into my office computer from my phone so I could log into a switch to change a port configuration, and I didn&#8217;t break the entire internet in the process. I guess that&#8217;s gotta count for something.<\/p>\n<p>I went to lunch with a surly Zach and Sara. Nobody seems particularly fond of the organization right now. I&#8217;ve seen similar things happen with other employers, but I guess just not on this scale.<\/p>\n<p>I spent the afternoon at the junior high, mostly walking across the campus a lot. I did manage to spend some time after work trying to decide on a $150 toothbrush. I even revisited later in the evening, but I never bit the bullet. I&#8217;ve gotta stop shopping.<\/p>\n<p><em>Hi. I&#8217;m Michael, and I&#8217;m a high-functioning, self-medicated shopaholic.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I spent all morning at Oakland. I&#8217;m not sure where all my time went, because I didn&#8217;t feel like I was just [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1986","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1986","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1986"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1986\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1987,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1986\/revisions\/1987"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1986"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1986"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1986"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}