{"id":2029,"date":"2018-05-29T01:56:59","date_gmt":"2018-05-29T06:56:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=2029"},"modified":"2018-05-29T01:56:59","modified_gmt":"2018-05-29T06:56:59","slug":"the-long-shot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2018\/05\/29\/the-long-shot\/","title":{"rendered":"The Long Shot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After a weekend of feeling how I assume this camel must feel, I took a shot and waited for Summer&#8217;s bus to get back to town.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/9NC2saE5MbQ\" width=\"854\" height=\"480\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Five hours of melting in the sun later, they showed up and I&#8217;m happy to report that things worked out. I&#8217;ve been bitter and cold for so long that I kind of forgot how not to be. It&#8217;s time to raise that guy from the dead. He wasn&#8217;t perfect either, but he was definitely less cynical, and probably a bit nicer too. At least he acted like it.<\/p>\n<p><em>You&#8217;re dumb, and I hate you. Welcome home.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After a weekend of feeling how I assume this camel must feel, I took a shot and waited for Summer&#8217;s bus to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[23,29,37],"class_list":["post-2029","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-anxiety","tag-family","tag-friends"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2029","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2029"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2029\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2030,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2029\/revisions\/2030"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2029"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2029"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2029"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}