{"id":2087,"date":"2018-06-17T00:16:36","date_gmt":"2018-06-17T05:16:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=2087"},"modified":"2018-06-17T00:16:36","modified_gmt":"2018-06-17T05:16:36","slug":"caress-your-balls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2018\/06\/17\/caress-your-balls\/","title":{"rendered":"Caress Your Balls"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A brief interruption in power woke us up really early this morning. I didn&#8217;t feel particularly tired, so I got out of bed pretty early for a Saturday. Most of this morning and afternoon was just a lazy day. I spent some more time fighting with my media server, and Summer napped for a while. We eventually got out of the house to meet up with Ronda and Steven for some Fat Daddy&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<p>On our way out the door, Summer checked the mail and found my free pair of glasses from Zenni Optical, courtesy of EyeQue. They seem to have a lot of glare, even from the reflection of my own eyes on the back of the lenses. They&#8217;re fine for near-sight, but looking at anything far away seems way blurry at first. My eyes will adjust eventually, but I think they&#8217;re giving me a headache. It&#8217;s definitely time to go back to the eye doctor to find out my official prescription anyway.<\/p>\n<p>After dinner, we all went to the bowling alley for a couple games. I don&#8217;t think any of us had been bowling in quite a while, but it was a good time. It went by faster than I expected it to. Steven won the first game, and then Summer squeaked by me for the win in her extra frame at the end of the second game.<\/p>\n<p>We stopped by the Walmart Neighborhood Market on the way home because Summer wanted some cake, and we watched\u00a0<em>The Office<\/em> until bedtime.<\/p>\n<p><em>Yakety yak!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A brief interruption in power woke us up really early this morning. I didn&#8217;t feel particularly tired, so I got out of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[29,37,39],"class_list":["post-2087","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-family","tag-friends","tag-gaming"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2087","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2087"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2087\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2088,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2087\/revisions\/2088"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2087"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2087"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2087"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}