{"id":2381,"date":"2018-09-05T21:39:54","date_gmt":"2018-09-06T02:39:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=2381"},"modified":"2018-09-05T21:39:54","modified_gmt":"2018-09-06T02:39:54","slug":"im-just-a-regular-everyday-normal-guy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2018\/09\/05\/im-just-a-regular-everyday-normal-guy\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Just a Regular Everyday Normal Guy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It was a pretty slow day at work, but I still didn&#8217;t make a whole lot of headway on anything. I&#8217;ve lost a whole lot of efficiency to this head cold. I ended up skipping lunch and just working at my slow pace all day until after work when I went to Summer&#8217;s for dinner. She had just left for the gym, so I helped Autumn start draining her turtle tank, then went outside and fought with the lawn mower for a while. I really am pretty excited to use an electric one instead of a gas powered one with all the nuances of a combustion engine.<\/p>\n<p>After Summer got back and we all ate, I messed with her window blinds for a little while, then gave up and came home for the evening. It&#8217;s another early bedtime, and hopefully enough rest to improve my cold recovery time.<\/p>\n<p><em>If you wanna mess with me I think you probably can, because I am not confident and I&#8217;m weak for a man.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was a pretty slow day at work, but I still didn&#8217;t make a whole lot of headway on anything. I&#8217;ve lost [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2381","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2381","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2381"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2381\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2382,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2381\/revisions\/2382"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2381"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2381"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2381"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}