{"id":2470,"date":"2018-10-08T22:29:29","date_gmt":"2018-10-09T03:29:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=2470"},"modified":"2018-10-08T22:29:29","modified_gmt":"2018-10-09T03:29:29","slug":"kazoo-taps","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2018\/10\/08\/kazoo-taps\/","title":{"rendered":"Kazoo Taps"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I closed out a bunch of work orders today. I could have probably been more efficient with it, but I felt good about what I closed. I still need to stop procrastinating though.<\/p>\n<p>Summer wanted something hot for lunch instead of her salad, so we went to the cafeteria together and she got a salad. I got mostly chili and nacho meat sauce on top of some salad stuff. It was pretty good, but I ate too much.<\/p>\n<p>I had to end back up at the junior high to pick Autumn up after school, but I made her wait in my office while I moved a huge A\/V rack out of the cafeteria by myself. I almost dropped it and died once, but fortunately I made it back to my office without incident. Then she conned me into taking her to McDonald&#8217;s for some french fries for a snack before she had to go to quiz bowl. Summer picked her up, and I spent the rest of the evening bouncing around the house.<\/p>\n<p>Jessica&#8217;s fish finally died and was stiff as a board by the time I found him, so I played\u00a0<em>Taps<\/em> on my kazoo while I flushed him down the toilet. I&#8217;m just glad it&#8217;s finally over, because he really did look like he was having an awful time, and I just couldn&#8217;t get his condition to improve.<\/p>\n<p><em>This drain leads to the big ocean in the sky.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I closed out a bunch of work orders today. I could have probably been more efficient with it, but I felt good [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[27],"class_list":["post-2470","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2470","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2470"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2470\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2471,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2470\/revisions\/2471"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2470"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2470"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2470"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}