{"id":2532,"date":"2018-10-28T21:52:17","date_gmt":"2018-10-29T02:52:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=2532"},"modified":"2018-10-28T21:52:17","modified_gmt":"2018-10-29T02:52:17","slug":"the-curious-case-of-bingeman-button","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2018\/10\/28\/the-curious-case-of-bingeman-button\/","title":{"rendered":"The Curious Case of Bingeman Button"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We didn&#8217;t sleep in super late today in spite of how late we got to bed. We didn&#8217;t get much of anything accomplished either. I made a little breakfast out of what was left in the fridge, and then we basically binge-watched\u00a0<em>The Office<\/em> all day. Summer left after a while to take care of some things at home and get dinner started.<\/p>\n<p>I took a shower and discovered an entire colony of ants in my orchid pot. I decided not to spray them, and instead hoped that they would just move themselves in a much cleaner way. If they&#8217;re still around tomorrow, I may stick a bunch of them in an old ant farm I never used from years ago.<\/p>\n<p>Eventually I made my way up to Summer&#8217;s where I made some rice to go with her garlic herb chicken and mashed broccoli, cauliflower, and cheese. The girls left to go to a trunk or treat event with their father while Summer and I continued our binge until bed.<\/p>\n<p><em>Uyimbube, uyimbube, uyimbube, uyimbube.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We didn&#8217;t sleep in super late today in spite of how late we got to bed. We didn&#8217;t get much of anything [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[29,36,31],"class_list":["post-2532","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-family","tag-food","tag-holiday"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2532","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2532"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2532\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2533,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2532\/revisions\/2533"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2532"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2532"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2532"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}