{"id":2537,"date":"2018-10-30T23:07:36","date_gmt":"2018-10-31T04:07:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=2537"},"modified":"2018-10-30T23:07:36","modified_gmt":"2018-10-31T04:07:36","slug":"that-time-the-superintendent-took-a-shit-on-my-lawn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2018\/10\/30\/that-time-the-superintendent-took-a-shit-on-my-lawn\/","title":{"rendered":"That Time the Superintendent Took a Shit on My Lawn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>During a day of unseasonable warmth, I rode the bike to work again. I got stuck in a polar vortex of doing things for the office at the junior high, which meant I started stacking up work orders from other people. I took a quick Taco Tuesday break with Dale, Zach, Gary, and Heather, and then ran home to get a helmet for Eaddie.<\/p>\n<p>Near the end of the day, Ben sent us a pretty long email basically telling us that Brice was hired on a full four steps higher than any of us were allowed to hire on, which makes him one of the highest paid techs right out of the gate. I was bothered still by his start date a full week before he actually showed up. It didn&#8217;t make me much happier to see him sitting in the shop on his phone, but I couldn&#8217;t really blame him if he was just there to follow someone else around. I would have liked to see him trying to talk to someone instead though, since he&#8217;s got a lot of ground to cover regardless of how much he knows outside of our own policies and procedures. I certainly don&#8217;t remember being on my phone a lot during my third day on the job.<\/p>\n<p>Demoralized, I left whatever I had going on to take Eaddie to karate. Summer and Autumn were at a quiz bowl event in Clarksville, so she and I got to ride the bike across town. I stopped by the shop to talk to Ben for a couple minutes, running into Ryan as I pulled in. Then I went to my parents&#8217; house for dinner and to pick up some b\u00e1nh bao. Zach called a couple times and we chatted about what we should do, and how we could possibly have a productive conversation without the lesser-intelligent bringing up irrelevant nonsense or flying off the handle. We didn&#8217;t have any great ideas.<\/p>\n<p>Back home, I had lost power for most of the evening, so I took the opportunity to shuffle around some battery backups. It took me most of the night to fight through everything, and I guess I&#8217;m really no better for it.<\/p>\n<p><em>Tell me again why I can&#8217;t be a part of that positive change.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>During a day of unseasonable warmth, I rode the bike to work again. I got stuck in a polar vortex of doing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[45,4,20,27],"class_list":["post-2537","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-anger-management","tag-lessons","tag-motorcycle","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2537","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2537"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2537\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2538,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2537\/revisions\/2538"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2537"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2537"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2537"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}