{"id":2583,"date":"2018-11-17T23:56:59","date_gmt":"2018-11-18T05:56:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=2583"},"modified":"2018-11-17T23:56:59","modified_gmt":"2018-11-18T05:56:59","slug":"im-the-damn-paterfamilias","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2018\/11\/17\/im-the-damn-paterfamilias\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m the damn paterfamilias!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Summer and Eaddie went to judge an event at the high school this morning. I slept in a while, then got up and fixed some leftovers from last week for Autumn and myself. She mostly sat around watching TV or on her laptop, and I milled around fighting boredom. When Summer and Eaddie got back, they got a few things done before going to pick up their new eyeglasses. I loaded up\u00a0<em>Oxygen Not Included<\/em> and played for a little bit before taking a shower.<\/p>\n<p>When they got back, Summer left the girls with me and went to the gym for a while. I continued my game until she returned and eventually started on dinner. After we ate, we turned the lights out and put on\u00a0<em>O Brother, Where Art Thou?<\/em> until one by one the girls fell asleep.<\/p>\n<p><em>We ain&#8217;t one-at-a-timin&#8217; here. We&#8217;re MASS communicating!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Summer and Eaddie went to judge an event at the high school this morning. I slept in a while, then got up [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[29,36,39,33],"class_list":["post-2583","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-family","tag-food","tag-gaming","tag-movie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2583","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2583"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2583\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2584,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2583\/revisions\/2584"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}