{"id":2797,"date":"2019-02-03T00:59:21","date_gmt":"2019-02-03T06:59:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=2797"},"modified":"2019-02-03T01:07:52","modified_gmt":"2019-02-03T07:07:52","slug":"jack-of-all-your-labors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2019\/02\/03\/jack-of-all-your-labors\/","title":{"rendered":"Jack of All Your Labors"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Summer had a quiz bowl tournament today, so I slept in a little before warming up some leftovers for brunch and heading home. Back home I played a little\u00a0<em>Overwatch<\/em> to get my weekly loot boxes, then spent quite a while sifting through rocks so I could make a shrimp bowl with only black gravel. I found some plants that were still alive in my 35 gallon tank, so I pulled them out and threw them in along with the two cherry red shrimp and my last little baby molly.<\/p>\n<p>By the time I finished with all of that and had a shower, Summer was done and brought Eaddie over to go have dinner with Mom. She picked up a bunch of\u00a0gi\u00f2 in Houston and made noodles for it today. Then we spent an hour trying to dissect a jackfruit without getting all of its sticky sap everywhere. I tried following a guide I found on YouTube, but it seemed like ours wasn&#8217;t ripe enough to pull apart like that.<\/p>\n<p>When I finished with that, Uncle Mai called and gave me several minutes of advice and let me know that the value of his gift to me didn&#8217;t matter as long as I would use it at least once and that I liked it. Everyone was pretty tired by then, so we headed back to my house where Summer crashed, Eaddie loaded up\u00a0<em>Legends of Tomorrow<\/em>, and I dug around to see if I had a lamp I could use to light the new shrimp bowl. Spoiler alert: I need to go to Walmart.<\/p>\n<p><em>Now my fingers smell like sweet, fruity butt.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Summer had a quiz bowl tournament today, so I slept in a little before warming up some leftovers for brunch and heading [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[43,29,36,42],"class_list":["post-2797","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-aquarium","tag-family","tag-food","tag-pets"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2797","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2797"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2797\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2801,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2797\/revisions\/2801"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2797"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2797"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2797"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}