{"id":2975,"date":"2019-04-04T21:54:28","date_gmt":"2019-04-05T02:54:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=2975"},"modified":"2019-04-04T21:54:28","modified_gmt":"2019-04-05T02:54:28","slug":"reverse-midas-touch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2019\/04\/04\/reverse-midas-touch\/","title":{"rendered":"Reverse Midas Touch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It lightly rained most of the day today, but I spent it all inside at the junior high. I was going to wrap up a bunch of work orders, but I ended up spending a while in the front office because everything I touched just broke even worse. I started with a printer connectivity issue and ended up replacing the whole computer.<\/p>\n<p>I met Allen and Zach at Firehouse for lunch. They wanted to go to CJ&#8217;s first, but said there was a line out the door. I&#8217;ll never really understand why that place gets so busy when it rains. Or even when it&#8217;s dry. It&#8217;s just a mediocre hamburger.<\/p>\n<p>At the end of the day, I took Eaddie to karate before getting Autumn a subway sandwich before going to her band event. I didn&#8217;t want her to eat in the car, and she didn&#8217;t want to eat in the park because of all the homeless and drug dealers, so we went back to the shop and I had her eat in the break room. Once she was done, we picked Katie up and I dropped them off at the Performing Arts Center. I ran home for just a minute before picking Eaddie up at karate and going to my parents&#8217; house.<\/p>\n<p>Mom made mango soup, which had Eaddie squiggly with excitement. Summer met us there after her workout. After we ate, she went to get Autumn, and I went home for the evening.<\/p>\n<p><em>Some men like to hear &#8211; to hear the cannonball roarin&#8217;!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It lightly rained most of the day today, but I spent it all inside at the junior high. I was going to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[29,36,27],"class_list":["post-2975","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-family","tag-food","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2975","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2975"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2975\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2976,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2975\/revisions\/2976"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2975"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2975"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2975"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}