{"id":3287,"date":"2019-07-23T23:36:28","date_gmt":"2019-07-24T04:36:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=3287"},"modified":"2019-07-23T23:36:28","modified_gmt":"2019-07-24T04:36:28","slug":"the-inefficiencies-of-mortals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2019\/07\/23\/the-inefficiencies-of-mortals\/","title":{"rendered":"The Inefficiencies of Mortals"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I decided to go to the shop this morning to help out a bit since I had mostly finished with the 1:1 stuff at the high school. It was the mistake of the summer, because Jason and I were at each others&#8217; throats all day. Everything he did or had anyone do was so stupid. From breaking down and having us do what I told him to do two months ago, to fussing about not wanting people to have his phone number in spite of the fact that the district gives him a stipend for his phone service, we just couldn&#8217;t see eye to eye.<\/p>\n<p>We started out by loading up Chromebooks to deliver to Oakland, then the 5th grade campus. He couldn&#8217;t really tell us where everything belonged though, so each of us ended up wasting most of the day. It really would have only taken a couple people all day to do the job, but instead he tied us all up and prevented anyone else from completing any other work.<\/p>\n<p>Amanda and I went to Taco Bell for a quick lunch, and then we finished up with a less-tense afternoon. 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The line was longer, but the lady helping me had better soft skills. I got done just in time to get to Eaddie and drop her off at karate. Then I went to wash the car on the way home and encountered one of the strangest, dumbest things I&#8217;ve ever seen. Some shirtless guy was trying to pressure wash this girl&#8217;s hair that looked like she had just died it bright red. I don&#8217;t know if they just didn&#8217;t want to get the dye everywhere or what, but it looked ridiculous.<\/p>\n<p>I settled in at home just a little bit before heading up to Summer&#8217;s for dinner. We picked at leftovers, then watched an episode of\u00a0<em>Daredevil<\/em> before changing our minds and starting\u00a0<em>Jessica Jones<\/em>. 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