{"id":3615,"date":"2019-11-13T23:23:10","date_gmt":"2019-11-14T05:23:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=3615"},"modified":"2019-11-13T23:23:10","modified_gmt":"2019-11-14T05:23:10","slug":"party-pooper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2019\/11\/13\/party-pooper\/","title":{"rendered":"Party Pooper"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I managed to sleep until a little after noon today. I never really got hungry which was nice, but I also didn&#8217;t feel up to much after popping my Dulcolax tablets. Originally I had envisioned cleaning up the house a bit, and I did try, but I just didn&#8217;t accomplish a whole lot. I spent most of my time playing some more\u00a0<em>Oxygen Not Included<\/em> until things started getting gurgly. Then I watched\u00a0<em>The World According to Jeff Goldblum<\/em>, which honestly kind of left me not really liking him as much just because he seemed completely unable to be even a little bit normal. He&#8217;s an entertaining character in smaller doses, but I could see how someone would become tired of him after a while, like an annoying, weird uncle.<\/p>\n<p>Overall it felt very much like the old days of hiding in my home and not seeing anyone for days. I completely forgot to go out and get gas for Hog Wild Wednesday. I wonder if I can last another week.<\/p>\n<p><em>Won&#8217;t this be fun&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I managed to sleep until a little after noon today. I never really got hungry which was nice, but I also didn&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[51,39,53],"class_list":["post-3615","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-cleanup-on-aisle-5","tag-gaming","tag-health"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3615","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3615"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3615\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3616,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3615\/revisions\/3616"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3615"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3615"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3615"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}