{"id":3694,"date":"2019-12-04T23:02:19","date_gmt":"2019-12-05T05:02:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=3694"},"modified":"2019-12-04T23:02:19","modified_gmt":"2019-12-05T05:02:19","slug":"hamburger-visage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2019\/12\/04\/hamburger-visage\/","title":{"rendered":"Hamburger Visage"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today was boring. I picked at a few things at work, but bored myself avoiding all the usual things. Nobody said anything about lunch, so I mixed up some powdered Soylent. I only made a 200kcal serving, which will usually hold me over in a pre-made bottle of v2.0. Instead, I just felt super hungry all afternoon. I couldn&#8217;t stop thinking about hamburgers, and I could never shake that the rest of the day.<\/p>\n<p>Ben stopped by in the afternoon and did a little work in my office, but vanished again while I had left to work on something else. I went home after work expecting something fun from UPS, but it ended up being my toaster for work. While I was there, I decided to finally mount the shim behind my doorbell so the camera would be a little more centered. Then I went to my parents&#8217; for some more fish soup.<\/p>\n<p>After digging through some more old crap from my childhood, I hit up Shell for some cheap gas and then headed to Summer&#8217;s. She wanted to keep my new toaster, so now I have a brand new, used toaster for work. I sat on the couch and played some more\u00a0<em>Tomb Raider<\/em> on Stadia, and eventually everyone went to bed.<\/p>\n<p><em>Isn&#8217;t it peculiar how everything is perfectly fine while you&#8217;re brushing our teeth, but as soon as you spit a big wad of toothpaste out and accidentally hit your toothbrush, it becomes super gross?<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today was boring. I picked at a few things at work, but bored myself avoiding all the usual things. Nobody said anything [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[29,39,27],"class_list":["post-3694","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-family","tag-gaming","tag-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3694","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3694"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3694\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3695,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3694\/revisions\/3695"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3694"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3694"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3694"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}