{"id":3704,"date":"2019-12-08T00:03:10","date_gmt":"2019-12-08T06:03:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=3704"},"modified":"2019-12-08T00:03:10","modified_gmt":"2019-12-08T06:03:10","slug":"eye-see-what-you-did-there","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2019\/12\/08\/eye-see-what-you-did-there\/","title":{"rendered":"Eye See What You Did There"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The girls all had a quiz bowl tournament at the high school, so I got up and went home for the day. Just as I got there, my EyeBuyDirect order was delivered and I got to try out some more glasses. These were quite a bit more expensive than the Zenni Opticals, and also both radically different styles, but I&#8217;ll be damned if I let anyone tell me I can&#8217;t dress like an evil villain.<\/p>\n<p>I spent most of my time cleaning up shipments and emails from all week, intermittently getting up to make small adjustments to the fitment of my new glasses. It takes me a while to get used to each pair, I&#8217;m guessing due to the size and shape of the frames. As the girls finished up, I jumped in the shower to meet back at their house.<\/p>\n<p>When I got there, Summer had grilled some steaks for dinner, which absolutely hit the spot after the better part of a month worth of bird. I love turkey, and I&#8217;ve still got some leftover from our last meal with friends, but I was ready for some red meat. After that, we finally finished\u00a0<em>Parks and Recreation<\/em> and went to bed.<\/p>\n<p><em>Not quite Judge Doom, but there&#8217;s definitely something sinister happening behind those eyes&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The girls all had a quiz bowl tournament at the high school, so I got up and went home for the day. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[29],"class_list":["post-3704","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3704","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3704"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3704\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3705,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3704\/revisions\/3705"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3704"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3704"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3704"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}