{"id":4108,"date":"2020-03-30T23:20:42","date_gmt":"2020-03-31T04:20:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=4108"},"modified":"2020-03-30T23:20:42","modified_gmt":"2020-03-31T04:20:42","slug":"no-lessons-learned","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2020\/03\/30\/no-lessons-learned\/","title":{"rendered":"No Lessons Learned"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I let myself sleep in a little today since I was working from home again. The kids got a pizza delivered from their father, and I had some leftovers while I worked. I made the mistake of replying-all to an email chain of teachers that were confused about how to use a VPN, and got bombarded with direct emails asking for help.<\/p>\n<p>The kids had a bit of trouble getting motivated today since they&#8217;ve been used to being out of school for two weeks now. Noah was especially sluggish, and didn&#8217;t want to put his phone and headphones down. I wasn&#8217;t impressed at all with any of the work that was sent home anyway. Eaddie had one assignment to draw a vertical, horizontal, diagonal, and curvy line in a big box. She is not five. Then she had another assignment to label North American countries, and she couldn&#8217;t even tell me what two countries border our own. She may actually be five.<\/p>\n<p>I ended up going home for a while, but didn&#8217;t get too much accomplished there. The rain really started coming down, and I eventually made it back up to Summer&#8217;s for the evening. Summer had already been in bed for a couple hours, so I picked at leftovers again, played on my phone a bit, and eventually found my way to bed.<\/p>\n<p><em>What the hell do these kids do all day at school, anyway?<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I let myself sleep in a little today since I was working from home again. The kids got a pizza delivered from [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[45,29],"class_list":["post-4108","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-anger-management","tag-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4108","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4108"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4108\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4109,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4108\/revisions\/4109"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4108"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4108"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4108"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}