{"id":4133,"date":"2020-04-05T00:16:23","date_gmt":"2020-04-05T05:16:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=4133"},"modified":"2020-04-05T00:16:24","modified_gmt":"2020-04-05T05:16:24","slug":"pooper-party","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2020\/04\/05\/pooper-party\/","title":{"rendered":"Pooper Party"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We got up this morning and Summer made sausage and eggs. I spent too long playing <em>Alto&#8217;s Adventure<\/em> until the girls wanted to play <em>Mario Party<\/em>. That took forever, so we took a break in the middle of it and picked at some leftovers for lunch before finishing up.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After a while, I went home to clean up. Johnny, Aaron, and Clint came online and played some <em>Overwatch<\/em> with me for a while. Then on the way out, Split started yowling for me, so I went back inside and laid with him for a while before leaving.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was near midnight that I headed back to Summer&#8217;s, and the roads were so peaceful. I only saw three other cars out for the entire drive, and it reminded me of quieter times.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>It wouldn&#8217;t be so bad if society mellowed out a bit.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We got up this morning and Summer made sausage and eggs. I spent too long playing Alto&#8217;s Adventure until the girls wanted [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4133"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4133\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4134,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4133\/revisions\/4134"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}