{"id":4201,"date":"2020-04-30T02:25:48","date_gmt":"2020-04-30T07:25:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=4201"},"modified":"2020-04-30T02:25:49","modified_gmt":"2020-04-30T07:25:49","slug":"hunter-gatherer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2020\/04\/30\/hunter-gatherer\/","title":{"rendered":"Hunter, Gatherer"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I woke up a bit earlier this morning and did a bit of work while the girls were in bed. Eventually I made them get up and start hunting for the TV remote. It started out okay, but they slowly got snippy with each other and it all kind of fell apart.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Autumn had therapy, so I dropped her off before going to Walgreens for a drug refill. I was a little surprised they hadn&#8217;t gone completely touchless there, and made me type my phone number into the card reader. At least it was a quick in-and-out. I stopped by to see Summer on my way out, then got gas, and headed home for a quick shower before going back to pick up Autumn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I made a quick stop at Casey&#8217;s for a freebie, got Autumn, and we headed back to their house for the evening. I told the girls they couldn&#8217;t eat until they found the remote, and for a moment they actually got their heads together and retraced their day. Autumn found the remote stuck way down in the recliner, and peace was restored.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We all picked at leftovers, then played a couple games of <em>Yahtzee<\/em> where we learned that Summer had all of the statistics preloaded in her brain. Then Eaddie and I snuggled up for a surprisingly long <em>Luke Cage<\/em> marathon.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Wha yuh deh pon?<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I woke up a bit earlier this morning and did a bit of work while the girls were in bed. Eventually I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[29,41],"class_list":["post-4201","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-family","tag-television"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4201","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4201"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4201\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4202,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4201\/revisions\/4202"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4201"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4201"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4201"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}