{"id":4550,"date":"2020-08-27T22:12:50","date_gmt":"2020-08-28T03:12:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=4550"},"modified":"2020-08-27T22:12:52","modified_gmt":"2020-08-28T03:12:52","slug":"the-browns-autonomous-zone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2020\/08\/27\/the-browns-autonomous-zone\/","title":{"rendered":"The Brown&#8217;s Autonomous Zone"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">CenturyLink&#8217;s PRI line was down at the high school and London today, so I was the guy that got to call in the ticket. I&#8217;m getting pretty good at navigating that IVR and deciphering the support techs&#8217; accents.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I spent all day, skipping lunch, running around the building and closing tickets. I got a fair amount accomplished, but there&#8217;s still so much to go.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After work, the family all met at Brown&#8217;s for Dad&#8217;s birthday. Mr. Brown seemed more aggravated about the mask mandate than anything, but they had things under control. They were definitely less busy than usual, but that didn&#8217;t stop me from eating way too much.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When we got back home, everyone just sat around all night until bed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Spend 15 minutes with everyone for maximum chance of quarantine!<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CenturyLink&#8217;s PRI line was down at the high school and London today, so I was the guy that got to call in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4550","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4550","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4550"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4550\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4551,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4550\/revisions\/4551"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4550"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4550"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4550"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}