{"id":4722,"date":"2020-10-27T23:06:52","date_gmt":"2020-10-28T04:06:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=4722"},"modified":"2020-10-27T23:06:53","modified_gmt":"2020-10-28T04:06:53","slug":"unexpectedcrucifix","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2020\/10\/27\/unexpectedcrucifix\/","title":{"rendered":"#UnexpectedCrucifix"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I went by the shop this morning to pick up a couple TVs for Athletics, and dropped them off at their office. After that, I stayed quietly busy in my office for most of the day. Allen invited me out to lunch, so we decided to try The Gunslingin&#8217; Burger.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignleft size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/pw\/ACtC-3f69v3d5tusvGcu81nf4M4IylefS1w_-VlWJR5IKw922waBLfBCdHBadvUPy-qLsY5136yL77TNRip4nXJLn9bsDVEnUOrEdr3zbFMwSmfCw_zZeZ905NyrcmAwSjCJDu9Sh-P15gzk66GuyIstZpGIkw=w987-h1315-no?authuser=0\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"400\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The staff was friendly, and the menu was quaint. They had a TV up with a special Murder Burger that looked pretty good, so I just got that without even bothering to look at anything else. Loaded Beer Cheese Fries on the side brought my total to just under $15, which set the bar pretty high.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After we ordered, we noticed the rest of the decor, which consisted of a giant, life-sized, floor-standing cross, and a jail cell. We took a photo op with the more interesting of the two, and then were relatively quickly served our meals. I was more than a little put off by the overall presentation, but it was cool that Allen could get a side of chili with his. My fries were pretty good, and the burger was tasty, but the price was all I could think about. The burgers were disappointingly flat, at about half the thickness of the photo. More vegetables would have given it the thickness I craved, but the sliced celery was an interesting addition that I enjoyed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignright size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/pw\/ACtC-3d5c-dT3K1aPhcKB_Vpi2GSNS9e2mTg5_Eh59F4ekcxdyj6GA6Xa2V5QHGr3HtTxCCsmnRuHhBuObX4mTeJkG-v7uQljB0sz2NKM0R5ivxT2LzlbZUods3Pi9UTumd9-3NVwLW_YYS87hZFHfZpR56Ljg=w1754-h1315-no?authuser=0\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The cook came out a couple times, once to check on another couple of guys that were there, and again to check on us. The approach was a little bit awkward, but I could appreciate his desire to connect with his patrons. I hadn&#8217;t fully made up my mind by the time he came to us, so we just responded that everything tasted good, which wasn&#8217;t a lie. It just wasn&#8217;t worth $15.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I actually left hungry, so I ran home and cut up another peach for my afternoon at work. I did a bit of running around, had a sit down political conversation in the library, and then left work to meet up at Summer&#8217;s for dinner. She grilled a bunch of meats to eat for the whole week, so tonight was rice, chicken, broccoli, and cheese. I threw all of mine into a bowl and just sort of mixed it up, and it was great. She didn&#8217;t take the girls to karate, and Autumn decided she didn&#8217;t need to go to the high school for whatever band fitting they were having, so I ended up leaving them there for the night so I could come back home.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I wanted to clean up a bit more, but most of my evening was spent getting distracted by different problems everywhere, and I was never satisfied with any fixes. My new WEMO switch still isn&#8217;t working, my WiFi is a mess because of it, and I&#8217;m overall just super frustrated with the whole process.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>And for some reason, I&#8217;m still freakin&#8217; hungry.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went by the shop this morning to pick up a couple TVs for Athletics, and dropped them off at their office. 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