{"id":4801,"date":"2020-12-21T01:47:23","date_gmt":"2020-12-21T07:47:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=4801"},"modified":"2020-12-21T01:48:21","modified_gmt":"2020-12-21T07:48:21","slug":"oh-danny-blanket","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2020\/12\/21\/oh-danny-blanket\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh, Danny Blanket"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignright size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/pw\/ACtC-3ez1Lhjsc5oCaPUi95_oJntIlmsrI_limwEPMZYSbj0grmfqE6wgZHP70AqqCphDigu8HEPnZNMIqjFYtrzclC25_wZ13CqaeiZOBrFGfhHlqOFR5Ip9GVhhAeEaz7mIxT_TXtlGu9MGtAJBMREU4fgqQ=w979-h734-no?authuser=0\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We got up this morning and finished up some old leftover breakfast pizza, then Summer left for the gym and to start baking a mountain of cookies for the family to decorate later in the evening. I laid back for most of the morning, then took a shower before heading out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I stopped by Harbor Freight first, just to pick up a couple quick things with a 30% off coupon. The kids were all huddled around the living room TV watching YouTube compilation garbage when I got there, and Summer was trying to finish up the icing for the cookies.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"alignleft size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/lh3.googleusercontent.com\/pw\/ACtC-3fkDSStIsYM2qGcp3PPUdVJf6WzL2eq2Di_qOVOwxGv5XYrVB74L0NY1S6UW2vgcB8gRew8OWHVBLZPaDf47nhZZRs56CGtcCPW4_JuYRFpX6fCqYALzbfQzFKnQrCZsJmnMxws6laNV0LOGPOK4W16xA=w551-h734-no?authuser=0\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"400\"\/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Noah was in a hurry to get out of there, and then the girls wanted to open one present each. Autumn was happy with a wax warmer she picked out, and Eaddie got a blanket that I&#8217;m pretty sure sends you straight to Hell. We sat for a little while in the living room just listening to the &#8220;winter&#8221; playlist I found, and watching the photo slideshow on the TV, featuring up-to-the-minute photos even from decorating cookies tonight.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Eventually Summer went to bed and settled in. I watched a couple episodes of <em>Jessica Jones<\/em> with Eaddie, mostly just trying to wrap up the final season after all this time.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>Why is that kid so weird?<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We got up this morning and finished up some old leftover breakfast pizza, then Summer left for the gym and to start [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[29,31,5],"class_list":["post-4801","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-family","tag-holiday","tag-traditions"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4801","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4801"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4801\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4803,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4801\/revisions\/4803"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4801"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4801"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4801"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}