{"id":4838,"date":"2021-01-02T01:18:01","date_gmt":"2021-01-02T07:18:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/?p=4838"},"modified":"2021-01-02T01:18:03","modified_gmt":"2021-01-02T07:18:03","slug":"standard-fair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/2021\/01\/02\/standard-fair\/","title":{"rendered":"Standard Fair"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Summer had to work today but didn&#8217;t go in until late morning. I had some cereal for breakfast that I only regretted a little. The girls were to do chores all day to get the house back into shape, and Autumn did pretty well on her own. Eaddie wasn&#8217;t having any of it, and required more persuasion.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In the afternoon, Julie had us over for traditional New Year&#8217;s fixings. On the way out, I said something to try and correct some misinformation, but ended up just striking a nerve again. More on that later. A little while after we got back to the house, Autumn left with her father to go shopping and get some food. Eaddie didn&#8217;t feel like going, so I helped her clean under her bed. Eventually Summer got home from work and took Autumn to the gym with her. I went home to clean up before they followed me over.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Julie offered me the leftover ham bone, so I went to pick it up and she yelled at me some more about how life isn&#8217;t fair. It really got me aggravated with the whole family feud to the point that I&#8217;m going to have to settle it once and for all with some quick number crunching. It&#8217;s easy to cry foul when you&#8217;re using imagined statistics.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Back home, the girls arrived with some Tropical Smoothie, and I made some popcorn for the <em>Dark Knight<\/em> finale. Autumn spent a lot of the movie confused. Summer spent most of it behind her hands. Eaddie and I really loved it. I hated not getting to follow the Robin story line, but at least it was wrapped up in a nice little trilogy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><em>It&#8217;s not your year yet.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Summer had to work today but didn&#8217;t go in until late morning. I had some cereal for breakfast that I only regretted [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_crdt_document":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[45,29,36,33],"class_list":["post-4838","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorised","tag-anger-management","tag-family","tag-food","tag-movie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4838","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4838"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4838\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4839,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4838\/revisions\/4839"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4838"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4838"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gallopingcow.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4838"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}